Reading too much?

The following list was posted at Both Eyes Book Blog and I thought it was hilarious! I've put the things that apply to me in bold, just for the fun of it.

Both Eyes Book Blog's clues that you are reading too much:

• Moss is growing on the back of your head.
• Your hands refuse to unbend from book-clamping position.
• You lose circulation from the waist down.
• Neighborhood children run screaming when you get the mail, because they think you’re a witch.
• It’s been so long since you watched TV that you think X Files is still running.
• Librarians visibly react when you walk in – either in pleasure or fear.
• You know instinctively how to find a book because you memorized the Dewey Decimal system so long ago.
• You think in text.
• Audio books take up more space on your iPod than music or photos.
• When someone asks if you’ve seen a movie, everyone recites along with you, “No, but I read the book.”
• You anticipate the Booker and Pulitzer award announcements but can’t tell the Super Bowl from the World Series or the Grammys from the Emmys.
• When you move, it’s a given you’ll have more boxes of books than clothes or cookware.
• Your computer is nearly a decade old but you’re saving for the next-generation e-reader first.
• The bar code sticker is wearing off your library card.
• There is a designated space on your bookshelf for library books.
• You track your reading on a spreadsheet.
• You keep any kind of list of books read or to read.
• You know the meaning of the acronym TBR and sigh when you hear it.
• There are books stacked next to your bed.
• There are books stacked in your bathroom.
  
• You would consider purchasing a device that allowed reading in the shower.
• When reading while eating, you’re more likely to let your food go cold than leave your page unturned.
• When you pick up a book, the dog runs over because he knows it’s couch time.
• You read standing up.
• You read while walking.
• You’ve read during sex. Or wished you could.

What do YOU think of this list? Does it remind you of yourself?